Donald Trump’s new descriptor for Hillary Clinton is “lowlife.” If one of the most accomplished women on the planet is a lowlife, I guess we’re all lowlifes to Donald.

Rachel Maddow highlighted the latest linguistic nincompoopery from the nation’s biggest playground bully:

Hillary Clinton—advocate, lawyer, author, First Lady of Arkansas, First Lady of the Nation, United States Senator, Secretary of State, and soon-to-be Democratic nominee for president—is a lowlife, according to Donald, who has never accomplished a damn thing his father’s fortune didn’t purchase.

If Hillary is a lowlife, I can’t imagine what that makes the rest of us women by Donald’s calculations.

Haha—just kidding! Of course I can imagine what that makes the rest of us. We are things.

I guess he hasn’t gotten around to watching Mad Max: Fury Road yet. Or else he’d know WE ARE NOT THINGS.

But I digress.

Lots of digital ink has been spilled on thinkpieces about how Donald has “a woman problem.” That he does. And he’s about to have around 100 million of them.

We are lowlifes. Watch us vote.


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